We’ve all seen the rotted-deck-fell-off door-to-nowhere right? Oh, you haven’t? Well, it’s really not that uncommon unfortunately. What I have rarely seen is this particular crime against gravity. The second-floor door-to-nowhere for-no-reason. No, I have no idea what the big black chute is for. Disposing of the body?

A re-enactment of the conversation that led to the photograph you are about to see (fictionalized). Him: Hey Honeybear, I really want to re-side the house but it’s awful (sic) hard to cut around them (sic) windows. Her: So? Him: Well, I was thinkin’…what if we just cover up this here window? Won’t nobody never… Read More

The previous owners of this house (YES, these are all from one house) have been convicted on 20 counts of crimes against innocent doors. Please to enjoy: